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"We Sponsor Them" Unisex T-Shirt

Regular price $25.00 CAD
Regular price Sale price $25.00 CAD
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You're looking for a shirt that says you're going places in theory but are just as likely to languish on the tarmac. Something cheap yet alluring. Like discount air travel. Like you.

Capture the majesty of humankind's conquest over the sky itself with a t-shirt that is soft, lightweight, and has just the right amount of trademark infringement and stretch.

• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Size guide

  LENGTH WIDTH
XS (inches) 27 16 ½
S (inches) 28 18
M (inches) 29 20
L (inches) 30 22
XL (inches) 31 24
2XL (inches) 32 26
3XL (inches) 33 28
4XL (inches) 34 30
5XL (inches) 35 31
  LENGTH WIDTH
XS (cm) 68.6 42
S (cm) 71.1 45.7
M (cm) 73.7 50.8
L (cm) 76.2 55.9
XL (cm) 78.7 61
2XL (cm) 81.3 66
3XL (cm) 83.8 71.1
4XL (cm) 86.4 76.2
5XL (cm) 89 78.7

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